Jokes, or at least practical jokes that might be misconstrued as terrorism, are banned at airports. But there is no law about airports jokes and travel in general.
A sign said ‘Airport left’, and people wondered why it was still there.
Why don’t you see penguins at the airport? They know they can’t fly.
What can travel around the world but stay stuck in one corner? A stamp.
A map on the wall has pins in it to indicate which countries I have visited. Of course, I had to travel to the four corners of the world first; you need pins in the corners to hold the map up.
Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist invents the parachute.
George Bernard Shaw
The do not disturb signs discourage people from entering you hotel room. Do not put them on backwards or you won’t be able to leave.
Truly superior pilots are those who use their superior judgment to avoid those situations where they might have to use their superior skills.
Sat in good humour and use an airport shuttle, Sydney public transport is not super convenient for travellers to the airport.